The drama continues in this year's hottest real-life romance as Kraft, the once-proud food manufacturer, publicly embarrassed himself again on Monday by selling off a large portion of his assets in a desperate attempt to boost his cash reserves in order to appear more wealthy and worthy of Cadbury's affection. Several months ago it seemed the couple were hot and heavy as they were seen about town together wining and dining playfully after Cadbury's very public separation from Schweppes. Entertainment Weekly even referred to the couple as "Kraftbury; the next decade's Bennifer". But after a month the relationship cooled and it seemed that Cadbury was playing hard to get or possibly even considering other suitors with her profile suddenly inflated by Kraft's intense pursuit. Kraft friend Warren Buffet publicly warned Kraft on Wednesday that the obvious desperate nature of this week's acts are "counter-productive and quite frankly a real turn-off." Kraft complained that Cadbury was no longer returning his repeated phone calls and texts no matter how many heartfelt messages he left. When fellow Chicago tycoon Wrigley was asked to comment he stated, "All I can tell you is I would love to sell that guy a used car."
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