TheNuze.com

The Obama Administration is taking credit for the one of the only success stories to date in the effort to fight the BP oil spill - deploying James Carville to the Louisiana Coast in an attempt to annoy the oil back out to sea.  When asked to comment, the omnipresent Carville was visibly pleased with the results of his efforts and excitedly emitted a stream of unintelligible vocalizations while performing a particularly unpleasant sounding series of his trademark tongue contortions.  Louisiana Governor Bobby Jindal commended the White House on the on-going success of the Carville Plan but insisted that Carville alone won't be enough.  He also insisted that Carville be recalled to Washington as soon as the spill is under control so that tourism may resume.