Arlington - After repeated failed attempts by her three children to explain the premise of the movie Avatar, Jen Millar of Arlington, admitted Tuesday that she doesn't know what an avatar is. "I'm not stupid" explained Mrs. Millar, "I have a Masters degree in Architecture. It's just that I've never heard of an avatar; I think it's probably a computer thing, but that still doesn't explain how the people turn blue when they go to the other planet."
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