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Colleen Malone of Arlington took offense when she was referred to as a fiery redhead at last Tuesday's Planning Board meeting.  "I am not!" she exclaimed passionately, "Anyone can see that my hair is orange and if people don't stop calling me a redhead, I'm really going to lose it!"  The Board then quietly moved to grant Ms. Malone her variance without delay.  To which she replied, "Come to think of it, my goldfish is orange too and so are those stupid Yellow Freight trucks."