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Anderson Cooper and Shirt Separate

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Anderson CooperCelebrity watchers and fans of CNN's Anderson Cooper were shocked when the television anchor, having returned to his New York studio from New Orleans, appeared on the air without the slate gray open collar shirt that had been his constant companion for the previous eight weeks.  On Tuesday night after filming AC360, Cooper confirmed to E! that he and the shirt had decided to separate and the couple released the following statement.  "It is with much sorrow that we have made the decision to part ways.  We will always cherish the memories of our time together over the last months."

Cooper and the shirt, a casual yet stylish cotton-poly blend with a delicate sheen that belies its dignified dark blue-gray hue and seems to whisper "Let's go clubbing later", were first seen together in Port au Prince where he was covering the devastation from the Haitian earthquake.  By the time of the BP oil leak, the two had become quite an item and, while in New Orleans, the normally private Cooper was seen in public with the shirt nearly every day prompting rumors that the two had become exclusive.  The shirt accompanied Cooper day and night both in New Orleans where he was filming AC360 from a temporary set and as he traveled to various locations along the Gulf Coast to cover the response and clean up.

"It's a real shame", said Louisiana Governor Bobby Jindal, "I've gotten to know them both very well and they always seemed like a good match.  We're gonna miss them.  But not as much as we're gonna miss the AC360 crew - they accounted for nearly two thirds of New Orleans' total tourism revenues so far this year."  Entertainment tonight reported Monday that, according to celebrity spotters in Hollywood, the shirt had been seen on Kid Rock over the weekend.  The shirt could not be reached for comment but Cooper denied these rumors and insisted that no one else was involved in the break-up and that the split was due solely to his returning to New York and the couple's mutual decision not to pursue a long-distance relationship.

 

Satirical News Site Inundated with Right-wing Ads, Would Prefer Coffee or Car Insurance

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Satirical news site, TheNuze.com, has for months been inundated with conservative politcal ads.  "The ads are only worth a few cents per click but no one ever clicks on them, so we never see a dime", according to the site's editor-in-chief.  "We take our best shots at both sides of the political spectrum, but the conservatives seem to be the ones spending all the money on web ads these days.  The ads very often show up right next to articles in which we are satirizing the exact same political views, so it's a shame that nobody clicks them because the irony would be beautiful".

What we need to do is have content that's more geared toward consumer-oriented stuff like special deals on coffee or car insurance.  We could talk about the wonderful aroma of fresh roasted arabica coffee beans from Columbia, Java, or Hawaii.  Or talk about how you can save money on car insurance for your automobile, truck, or motorcycle by switching car insurance companies.  That might get us some ads for coffee or car insurance.  I wonder how many times you need to mention coffee and car insurance to get coffee and car insurance ads?

 

Anderson Cooper to Stay on Gulf Coast

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Anderson CooperAfter 63 days on the Gulf Coast, Anderson Cooper has reached a deal with CNN whereby he will continue to broadcast from Louisiana until the BP oil leak has been stopped.  The beleaguered network was eager to reach an agreement after deciding last month to re-air Cooper's nightly show, AC360, 22 hours a day.  In recent weeks, Cooper's constant presence on the air has only been interrupted by The Situation Room, the occasional Larry King Show, and by that idiot who reads Twitter messages for an hour every afternoon.  According to media insiders, Cooper was more than happy to go along with the deal but did make four demands:

  • That he be allowed to film every single episode of Anderson Cooper 360 while standing in the same parking lot in front of that bridge
  • That James Carville and Plaquemines Parish President Billy Nungesser be kept on the set in leg irons and in a constant state of interview readiness.
  • That the network provide him with an endless supply of suspiciously snug black v-neck t-shirts
  • And that, when on the air, he be allowed to dress as though he's on his way to see The Cure
 

New PBS Documentary

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My 5 Dollar Haircut - A Film by Ken Burns

In a new film, famed PBS documentarian Ken Burns turns the camera on himself to examine his life-long predilection for really bad haircuts.  In an excerpt from the film, Daniel Stern narrates as the young Ken Burns:

"My Dearest Mr. Snyder, I hope this letter finds you in good health.  I am writing these few brief lines to you in the hopes of continuing last Wednesday's conversation at your barber shop and alleviating my anxiety over my upcoming yearbook photo.  I must confess that I am scarcely able to think of anything else.  Though I certainly wish no insult to your professionalism and my haircut is, as requested, quite choppy and out of style and the ears are indeed noticeably uneven as many random passers-by have confirmed most assuredly; I never-the-less can not help but feel that my hair could perhaps be yet more unfashionable, if only the bangs were cut to a length more closely approximating the middle of my forehead.  I therefore implore you that you might allow me to return to your fine establishment and indulge this belief by adjusting my bangs such that we might together render a haircut so horrendous as to be worthy of your masterful scissor-work.  I anxiously await your reply.  Very truly, Ken Burns"

Mr. Snyder obliged the young Burns.  Their collaboration would span nearly two decades and produce the renowned haircut that would come to be known as the "weed-wacker", a style which has persisted in one form or another to this day and which, along with his struggling-to-be-seen goatee, is one of the two pillars of the world-renowned director's public image.

The 12-part documentary series can be seen on PBS beginning in April.

 
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