Friday, 12 March 2010 16:54 Editor-in-Chief

This weekend every living American regardless of race, color, creed, or political persuasion will unite in an annual, nationwide observance of George Bush's greatest achievement as President when we all set our clocks ahead a few weeks earlier than we used to. There is no word yet as to where the former President intends to spend the observance of his legacy or whether he will remember to set his own clocks ahead.