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They say admitting to others that you have a problem is the first step toward recovery and, in a widely televised statement, Tiger Woods told the world that he is a Bootyst.  He bravely admitted not only that he is addicted to booty, or booté, but that it is like a religion for him.  He also seemed to indicate that he believes it runs in the family on his Mother's side.  Woods is returning to a Mississippi clinic to receive further treatment for his bootysm and we wish him all the best.